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	<title>David Wallace</title>
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	<description>Thoughts, Ramblings and Other Stuff</description>
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		<title>David Wallace For President</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/27/david-wallace-for-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The cat is out of the bag, I&#8217;m running for president. Will you vote for me? News story below.

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		<title>Past Predictions That Were Way Off</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/25/past-predictions-that-were-way-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/25/past-predictions-that-were-way-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A good friend of mine sent me a list of predictions, some which are several years old, that are quite off. I&#8217;ll say nothing further about but simply allow you to enjoy them as I did.
&#8220;Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.&#8221; 
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
&#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carpet Cleaner Telemarketing On My Cell Phone</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/12/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/12/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It has happened twice now. Some nameless carpet cleaning company calls my cell phone (a no no in the first place) to try to get me to schedule service with them. It is a computer that actually calls which then prompts me to select the number 1 to schedule appointment. I am then sent over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Men and Women</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/04/25/difference-between-men-and-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/04/25/difference-between-men-and-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a humorous look at what our interior control panels might look like.

What is this picture trying to say? That men are simple and women are quite complex? I would say so. Actually I think the man&#8217;s control panel should have three switches, labeled as follows - &#8220;Food,&#8221; &#8220;Sex&#8221; and &#8220;Ataboy.&#8221;
Of course a wise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Andy on Easter</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/31/baby-andy-on-easter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/31/baby-andy-on-easter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to believe that our new grandson, Andy is almost three months old. During the first eight weeks, it didn&#8217;t seem like their was much change. Now, it is obvious he is getting bigger and smarter. He laughs regularly, tries to put together words (I could swear he says &#8220;ma ma&#8221; often), has pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carrying Your Dog&#8217;s Poop?</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/22/carrying-your-dogs-poop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/22/carrying-your-dogs-poop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is wrong with this picture? (no that is no groceries in the bag)


I was driving around today in my neighborhood and saw an older guy walking his dog, leash in one hand and bag of dog doodoo in the other. That is just so wrong. Not that the guy is being responsible and picking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Save Small World!&#8221; Ride Creator’s Family Begs Disneyland</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/19/save-small-world-ride-creator%e2%80%99s-family-begs-disneyland/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/19/save-small-world-ride-creator%e2%80%99s-family-begs-disneyland/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[All Things Disney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;An &#8216;idiotic plan&#8217; to add Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters as well as an American tribute scene to Disneyland’s It’s a Small World represents a &#8216;gross desecration&#8217; that would &#8216;bastardize&#8217; the stylized artwork and &#8216;marginalize&#8217; the original theme of the boat ride,&#8221; wrote the family of the classic attraction’s creator in an open letter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Netflix - You Need To Increase Your Inventory!</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/18/netflix-you-need-to-increase-your-inventory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/18/netflix-you-need-to-increase-your-inventory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hobbies and Interests]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love Netflix - the ease of ordering DVDs online and getting them in your mail box. I am currently on the &#8220;3 at a time - unlimited&#8221; meaning I can have 3 DVDs out at any time and order as many as I can watch each month.
I have always bucked at Blockbuster&#8217;s online DVD [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Rank Number One For My Name</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/10/i-rank-number-one-for-my-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/10/i-rank-number-one-for-my-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When conducting a vanity search today for my own name, I discovered that I have finally hit the top spot on Google. I think I&#8217;ve hit the # 1 spot on Yahoo! in the past - maybe even MSN. But really, who cares about them? Google has the vast majority of search market share so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disneyland Updates: WDI Changing the Face of &#8216;It&#8217;s a Small Word&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/08/disneyland-update-wdi-changing-the-face-of-its-a-small-word/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/08/disneyland-update-wdi-changing-the-face-of-its-a-small-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[All Things Disney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Most everyone that has visited the &#8220;It&#8217;s a Small World&#8221; attraction in Disneyland knows all to well that its theme song will stick with you for the rest of your day. Many would also agree that it is not as &#8220;thrilling&#8221; as Space Mountain, Indiana Jones or other thrill rides at the original theme park. [...]]]></description>
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