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I’m going to start posting funny jokes I come across here so I can refer back to them, not too mention being able to remember them in the first place. Here is the first.

An elderly man had owned a large farm in Florida for years. There was a large pond in the back that was perfectly shaped for swimming. The man had fixed the area around the pond up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and a combination of orange and lime tress.

One evening the man decided to venture down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for awhile. He brought a 5 gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit from the citrus trees. As he neared the pond, he could hear voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw several young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they swam over the the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted out, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The man frowned and said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or even to make you get out of the pond.”  Holding up the bucket, the man continued, “I’m just here to feed the alligator.”


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