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# David Wallace

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- [Carrying Your Dog's Poop?](https://www.davidwallace.com/carrying-your-dogs-poop/) - I was driving around today in my neighborhood and saw an older guy walking his dog, leash in one hand and bag of dog doodoo in the other. That is just so wrong. Not that the guy is being responsible and picking up after his dog but that the dog poops while walking in the first place.
- [Proper Drive-Thru Etiquette](https://www.davidwallace.com/drive-thru-ettiquette/) - We all use drive-thrus - fast food, banks and even pharmacies such as Walgreens and CVS. I love the convenience - I can make a deposit at the bank, pick up a prescription and grab some Super Tacos at Jack in the Box, all while in my pajamas. What spoils the whole experience of a drive-thru? Those who are either too stupid or just too self absorbed to follow what I like to call "proper drive-thru etiquette."
- [I Hate HOAs](https://www.davidwallace.com/i-hate-hoas/) - There are some benefits to belonging to an HOA (Home Owner's Association) but often the benefits are overshadowed but the negative aspects of HOAs wielding too much control over homeowners. I live in Anthem, Arizona, one of the best planned master communities in the country and a wonderful place to live I might add, however with one of the strictest HOAs you will ever run across.
- [The Drip Grinders](https://www.davidwallace.com/the-dripgrinders/) - In 2017 I was briefly in a Surf Rock band called The Dripgrinders and while we never played live before disbanding, we did manage to record 5 tracts which are featured below. Below are the audio recordings which includes Bikini Drag, Diamondhead, Midnight, La Cucaracha, and Baja / The Hearse (combines original songs 'Baja' and 'The Hearse').
- [Archive of DBCC Worship Sets](https://www.davidwallace.com/archive-dbcc-worship-sets/) - Here is an archive of Desert Breeze Community Church Worship sets which recorded decently (not all do) in which I was part of the team. Each video should begin at or near the start of the set itself.
- [DBCC Worship Team Plays a Wedding](https://www.davidwallace.com/dbcc-worship-team-plays-a-wedding/) - On April 13th, 2026, part of our worship team at Desert Breeze Community Church played a wedding. We played a combination of worship songs and secular favorites such as "Dancing Queen" by ABBA. This post features the audio recordings of some of the songs we did.
- [5 Coasters Added To My List This Year](https://www.davidwallace.com/5-coasters-added-to-my-list-this-year/) - I'm done traveling for the year and with my travels, I was fortunate to add another 5 roller coasters to my list. This brings me to a grand total of 133 individual roller coasters I have rode in my life. 5 may not seem like a lot but seeing that I didn't actually travel just to ride coasters but rode these new coasters during normal business travel, I'm satisfied with the number.
- [Disneyland Trivia: Walt Disney's Apartment](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-trivia-walt-disneys-apartment/) - I'm a huge fan of Disneyland, the original theme park and as such am as much interested in its history and secrets as visiting it in person. I have visited the park a total of eight times as of the writing of this post and yet there are still places I have not been and secrets that have not been revealed to me.
- [The Coffee Lover's Prayer](https://www.davidwallace.com/the-coffee-lovers-prayer/) - I love coffee. In fact, I often joke that I hook myself up to a coffee IV before I get out of bed each morning, which of course is not true. However, it is true that the first thing I do each morning is make a pot of java.
- [San Francisco / Bay Area in Two Days](https://www.davidwallace.com/san-francisco-bay-area-in-two-days/) - Irma and myself have made it an annual event to visit San Francisco and the Bay Area annually in conjunction with Search Marketing Expo and Search Engine Strategies conferences that are held in the San Jose area. Typically we take 3-4 days after the conference and head up the 101 to San Francisco as well as wine Napa and/or Sonoma Counties. Most recently, we decided to hit do the "vacation" portion of our trip first and limited it to just two days.
- [HCG Diet - Phase Two](https://www.davidwallace.com/hcg-diet-phase-two/) - I recently lost 40 pounds in 40 days using Human Chorionic Gonadotrophin (HCG) and a very low calorie diet. While that is phenomenal weight loss, I still need to lose about 20 pounds to get to my goal weight of 190 pounds. So, after approximately 6 weeks after being off the first round of HCG, I am now starting the second phase.
- [How I Lost 40 Pounds in 40 Days - The HCG Diet](https://www.davidwallace.com/how-i-lost-40-pounds-in-40-days-the-hcg-diet/) - The last few weeks have been quite a journey for me. A little over 40 days ago, I weighed in at a whopping 247 pounds. That's about 50 pounds more than I should weigh and is for the most part the result of eleven plus years of poor eating habits and lack of exercise. Today as I write this post, I weigh 210 pounds. How did I lose so much weight in such little time?
- ["Save Small World!" Ride Creator’s Family Begs Disneyland](https://www.davidwallace.com/save-small-world-ride-creators-family-begs-disneyland/) - "An 'idiotic plan' to add Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters as well as an American tribute scene to Disneyland’s It’s a Small World represents a 'gross desecration' that would 'bastardize' the stylized artwork and 'marginalize' the original theme of the boat ride," wrote the family of the classic attraction’s creator in an open letter to Disney executives.
- [Led Zeppelin Succumbs To Internet Demand](https://www.davidwallace.com/led-zepelin-the-greatest-rock-band-ever-succombs-to-internet-demand/) - Although they haven't toured since the death of drummer John Bonham in 1980, Led Zeppelin has always maintained their status as one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time. Let's face it, you cannot listen to a classical rock radio station without hearing a least a handful of their hits each day.
- [How To Buy a Classic Car For Half Price](https://www.davidwallace.com/how-to-buy-a-classic-car-for-half-price/) - I love telling this story. A couple of years ago, me and my wife (well actually it was mostly me) got a wild hair and decided to buy our son, who was 18 at the time, his first car - a 1968 Ford Mustang. That ended up being a decision I'd regret but that is another story I won't tell here and now. What is interesting about the purchase of this vehicle is that I ended up buying two classic Mustangs on the same day and the second one was by accident.
- [Taking Next Week Off - What Will I Do?](https://www.davidwallace.com/taking-next-week-off-what-will-i-do/) - All client work is finished for the year so we are taking next week off. What will I do with myself? While it would be nice to get out of town, that is next to impossible as my daughter is due to give birth to our first grandson any day now. One thing is for sure - I will try to stay away from the computer.
- [Happy Thanksgiving - What I am Thankful For This Year](https://www.davidwallace.com/happy-thanksgiving-what-i-am-thankful-for-this-year/) - Just wanted to wish everyone in the United States a Happy Thanksgiving. Before family and friends arrive later for feasting and football, I want to reflect on what I am thankful for this year. I am thankful for the following...
- [Disneyland Updates: The Disneyland Dream Suite](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-the-disneyland-dream-suite/) - How many people have dreamed of staying overnight in the "happiest place on Earth?" Besides trying to hide somewhere in the park such as Tom Sawyer's Island, it has never been possible... until now. For the first time in history, lucky guests will have the chance to spend an unforgettable night inside Disneyland during the Year of a Million Dreams starting January 31, 2008 during the 2008 Disney Dreams Giveaway.
- [The Brevity of Life](https://www.davidwallace.com/the-brevity-of-life/) - You just never know when your number is going to come up. We as humans can endure so many trials, hardships, sickness, and the like, however sometimes what seems like nothing can take us out. A blow to the head, choking on a small object, a simple sickness that turns fatal, or as in Cecil Pugh's case, a stray bullet.
- [Disneyland Updates: Disneyland Dream Suite Complete & Ready For Guests](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-disneyland-dream-suite-complete-ready-for-guests/) - I originally wrote about The Disneyland Dream Suite in October of last year and how Disney Imagineers were converting the former Disney Gallery into a luxurious suite where Disneyland guests could stay overnight in the park. The suite is now complete and ready to house the fortunate few who will have the opportunity to stay in this wonderful place.
- [What Has Congress Accomplished So Far in 2025? Not Much!](https://www.davidwallace.com/what-has-congress-accomplished-so-far-in-2025/) - We are just 100 days into President Trump's second term and his administration has accomplished a great deal thus so far. But what has Congress accomplished in that same amount of time? The answer may or may not surprise you.
- [Cruising Up The Pacific Coast Highway](https://www.davidwallace.com/pacific-coast-highway/) - Irma and I experienced something we have been wanting to do for some time - drive along the Pacific Coast Highway in California. Known as the "1" or "PCH" for short, this highway runs mostly along California's coastal line and offers breathtaking views of the Pacific Ocean, sometimes at near sea levels while other times atop high cliffs.
- [Netflix: You Are Driving Me Away!](https://www.davidwallace.com/netflix-you-are-driving-me-away/) - I have always been a huge fan of Netflix. However, as of late, Netflix has been driving me away. I have been courting another DVD rental lover and that is Redbox. What can possibly be the problem, you might ask? Just look at my current queue of DVDs I'm waiting on.
- [Disneyland Updates: First New Monorail Car Arrives at Disneyland](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-first-new-monorail-car-arrives-at-disneyland/) - The OCRegister reports that the first new monorail car in two decades slid onto the Disneyland track on Thursday as the theme park prepares for guests to ride it starting in late February.
- [Disneyland Updates: It Has Snowed at Disneyland](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-it-has-snowed-at-disneyland/) - Well at least there is snow on Sleeping Beauty's Castle. It's all part of the Christmas decor that is currently being put into place at Disneyland. Unfortunately it looks like I am not going to make it this year (have gone the last four years in a row). I'm still holding out that we might be able to get over there for a couple of days before the year ends, but we will see.
- [Disneyland Updates: $1 Billion Revamping of Disney's California Adventure](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-1-billion-revamping-of-disneys-california-adventure/) - Many would argue that California Adventure, Disney's theme park adjacent to "the happiest place on Earth" is not Disneyland, however I beg to differ. True Disneyland and California Adventure are "separate" parks but when I am at Disneyland or rather The Disneyland Resort, I consider the Disneyland park itself, California Adventure and even Downtown Disney all part of the same experience.
- [DBCC Worship Set - 3/17/24](https://www.davidwallace.com/dbcc-worship-set-3-17-24/) - The quality of the live stream (YouTube) audio mixes for worship sets at Desert Breeze Community Church have been getting better and better over time. This last weekend's mix is one of the best yet! Here is our worship set for the "Hope in Everyday Living" teaching series on 3/17/24.
- [The Evolution of Music Playing Formats [Infographic]](https://www.davidwallace.com/evolution-music-playing-formats/) - In light of Sony retiring the Walkman Cassette player today, I thought it would be neat to put together a Infographic representing some of the history of audio recording formats. In my generation, vinyl records and cassette tapes were the norm although I remember my Father's love of his reel-to-reel. However there is much more history beyond that... and how far we come!
- [Oliver the Cat](https://www.davidwallace.com/oliver-the-cat/) - It is with much sadness that I announce the passing of Oliver, our beloved Russian Blue Cat. He passed away on Friday, July 14th 2023 and was about 14 years old. He was an adopted cat in which we were blessed to have him in our family for the last 10 plus years of his life.
- [Boycotting Bud Light? Here's a List of Anheuser-Busch Brands](https://www.davidwallace.com/list-of-anheuser-busch-brands/) - Long before the current Dylan Mulvaney controversy Bud Light has recently found itself in, I've been boycotting all Anheuser-Busch products including Bud Light, which is essentially beer-flavored' water. Here is a concise, although not complete, list of Anheuser-Busch Brands. And while many international brands are not listed here, this list includes the majority of products one would find in North America.
- [Past Predictions That Were Way Off](https://www.davidwallace.com/past-predictions-that-were-way-off/) - A good friend of mine sent me a list of past predictions, some which are several years old and some that are quite off. I'll say nothing further but simply allow you to enjoy them as I did.
- [Kids Want Everything Their Parents Have - Now!](https://www.davidwallace.com/kids-want-everything-their-parents-have-now/) - I don't always understand the logic of today's youth. They get out on their own, out from underneath mom and dad's wings and they feel they have to have everything their parents have right away. A new car, fancy apartment, buying stuff on eBay, going out to eat all the time... the list goes on.
- [Property Taxes - Just Not Fair](https://www.davidwallace.com/property-taxes-not-fair/) - I just received my annual property tax bill and man am I annoyed. Why should I have to pay taxes on a property that I own? I know that some of our property taxes go to fund education which we need, however all of my kids are out of school. I also am aware that all states have a property tax, although the rates vary. The fundamental question I have is "why should I have to pay taxes continually on something that I own?"
- [Atari: 40 Years Old!](https://www.davidwallace.com/atari-40-years-old/) - When I was growing up as a kid, we actually went outside and did stuff. You know, things like ride bikes, play baseball, explore the desert around us. I did not spend all my time in front of the idiot box or exhaust endless hours playing video games. There was no Facebook, Twitter of even a computer in our house. That being said, we did have an Atari console. And while most time aside from school, sleep, homework, eating, etc., was spent "doing stuff," some of that time included playing Atari games. That is why the infographic below brought back some memories for me. It is a timeline of Atari history, both their ups and downs, all in celebration of their 40th birthday.
- [Has Covid 19 Rendered Us Completely Devoid of Common Sense?](https://www.davidwallace.com/has-covid-19-rendered-us-completely-devoid-of-common-sense/) - While we have learned a lot about this virus and what works and what doesn't, having basic common sense is a valuable asset when making decisions about your own health as well as those closest to you. Unfortunately, I'm seeing a lack of common sense among so many Americans. This leads me to ask several "common sense" questions on a variety of topics.
- [I Rank Number One For My Name](https://www.davidwallace.com/i-rank-number-one-for-my-name/) - When conducting a vanity search today for my own name, I discovered that I have finally hit the top spot on Google. I think I've hit the # 1 spot on Yahoo! in the past - maybe even MSN. But really, who cares about them? Google has the vast majority of search market share so any good ranking with them is a big deal.
- [7 Ridiculous Homeowners Association (HOA) Rules](https://www.davidwallace.com/7-ridiculous-homeowners-association-hoa-rules/) - The astonishingly restrictive ways of homeowners associations (HOAs) came under scrutiny this month when a Sussex Square, Virginia, HOA demanded that a 90-year-old World War II vet remove an unapproved flag pole from his front yard. After receiving support from members of Congress, and even the Obama administration, Medal of Honor recipient Van T. Barfoot, who once singlehandedly took on three Nazi tanks, triumphed in his quest to fly Old Glory. Other homeowners haven’t been as lucky in their battles against their own HOAs’ “fascist” rules.
- [Disneyland Updates: Disney To Revive 'House of the Future'](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-updates-disney-to-revive-house-of-the-future/) - I am too young to remember the original "House of the Future" that debuted in Disneyland's Tomorrowland in 1957 and closed its doors in 1966 (one year before I was born). The walk-through attraction provided park visitors of that era a glimpse of how they might be living in future.
- [Human Flight Getting Closer Every Day](https://www.davidwallace.com/human-flight-getting-closer-every-day/) - Have you ever dreamed of flying? I'm not referring to airplanes, balloons or even hang gliders but to fly as the birds do would be simply fantastic. Good news for such enthusiasts is that there are several companies that are working hard to make such a dream a reality.
- [Unique Dining Experience - Quaker Steak & Lube](https://www.davidwallace.com/quaker-steak-lube/) - I've been in many themed restaurants over the years. In fact one of the best as far as having "stuff" hanging everywhere is Joe's Crab Shack where you will find an amazing assortment of things to look at. However, I believe a restaurant I visited on my recent trip to Ohio tops them all for how far an eatery will go in it's theming.
- [Man Catches Group of Skinny-Dippers in His Pond](https://www.davidwallace.com/man-catches-group-of-skinny-dippers-in-his-pond/) - An elderly man had owned a large farm in Florida for years. There was a large pond in the back that was perfectly shaped for swimming. The man had fixed the area around the pond up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and a combination of orange and lime tress...
- [Reflecting on 2017](https://www.davidwallace.com/reflecting-on-2017/) - As we say goodbye to 2017, I have to say that for me personally, 2017 was a great year! Of course it had its ups and downs but overall it was a very fulfilling year, both in my personal life as well as my business life. This mini-post is a reflection of the year, mostly for my own memory's sake, and for the few of you who actually pay attention to anything I post here.
- [1967 Ford Mustang Coupe](https://www.davidwallace.com/1967-ford-mustang-coupe/) - Here is my pony which has the original 289 V8 and C4 automatic transmission. She is a survivor that is still in great shape after 47+ years! This car has never been restored but has been meticulously detailed and cared for over the years.
- [When Fruits and Vegetables Are In and Out of Season](https://www.davidwallace.com/fruits-and-vegetables/) - I recently discovered this handy chart entitled "The Bountiful Year: A Guide To Seasonal Fruits & Vegetables," published by Visual News. Whether you simply love fruits and vegetables, are dieting or simply want to eat healthier, I hope you'll find the chart helpful and resourceful.
- [U2 360 Tour Comes To University of Phoenix Stadium](https://www.davidwallace.com/u2-360-tour-comes-to-university-of-phoenix-stadium/) - After many years of wanting to see U2 live but always missing the opportunity (concerts sell out), I finally got to see themalong with my lovely wife Irma in their biggest, baddest show yet - U2 360. Tuesday, October 20th at the Cardinals stadium is where it all took place and although the show here didn't sell out (Phoenix you suck), there were about 55,000 in attendance.
- [Sold: Taylor 310ce Acoustic Guitar](https://www.davidwallace.com/taylor-310ce-acoustic-guitar/) - Hate to do it but I'm parting with my very first Taylor Acoustic Guitar - a 2002 310ce series. I bought her new from Guitar Center and she has been played mostly for pleasure and in church settings. There are a few dings in the body but everything else is in great condition - no cracks, straight neck, recent fret dress, etc. Guitar comes with original Taylor Hard Case.
- [Anthem HOA: As Anal As They Come](https://www.davidwallace.com/anthem-hoa-as-anal-as-they-come/) - For the most part, I love living in Anthem, Arizona, a master-planned community built mostly by Del Webb (Pulte), located just south of New River. However, I hate my anal HOA (Home Owners Association). In fact they have to be one of the most anal, annoying and idiotic HOAs on the planet. A recent violation notice they sent me has got me all fired up. Now I'm ready for a fight!
- [My First Laptop](https://www.davidwallace.com/my-first-laptop/) - I was transferring some old business files to new boxes yesterday when I can across a purchase receipt that was somewhat amusing while being somewhat stomach turning at the same time. It was the receipt for my first laptop, purchased in 1997 from a local company. At a total price of $3,639.39, that's a whopping price to pay compared to today's pricing. Wait till you hear what almost four grand bought you back then.
- [Our Dog Jody: R.I.P.](https://www.davidwallace.com/our-dog-jody-r-i-p/) - It is with sadness that I announce that our dog, Jody, passed away yesterday. She was about 10 - 11 years old as we are not sure of her birth date, only her adoption date. Jody met her fate after getting into some rat poison which she mistook for something to chew on. The vet tried to save her with injections of Vitamin K but is was too late.
- [The Things We Do To Protect Our Grand-Babies](https://www.davidwallace.com/protectin-our-grandbabies/) - We (my wife mostly) watch our grand-babies, Andy - 2yrs. old and Jadyn - 1 yr. old, at least three times a week while their mother works. My daughter being a single a mom, we are glad to help out as the costs of daycare can be enormous. That being said, we have literally transformed portions of our home to keep these precious little ones safe. I thought it would be interesting to provide a peek at what we actually have to do every time these little ones are with us.
- [Property Tax Review Board (PTRB): Is It a Scam?](https://www.davidwallace.com/property-tax-review-board-ptrb-is-a-scam/) - This post is specifically for residents in Arizona but who knows if this scam is not going on elsewhere throughout the country. A company called "Property Tax Review Board" or PTRB for short is sending out letters promising homeowners that they can help homeowners reduce their property tax bills for the 2009 tax year for a fee of $189.
- [Alltel’s “Roller Coaster” Commercial Tasteless & Irresponsible](https://www.davidwallace.com/alltel-commercial-tasteless/) - One recent Alltel commercial really ruffles my feathers. It is the one where a roller coaster is the central theme and people are in areas that are always closed off looking for things that have dropped out of people's pockets. It promotes an action that is very reckless and can be deadly.
- [Sold: Marshall AVT 275 2×12 Combo Guitar Amplifier](https://www.davidwallace.com/selling-marshall-guitar-amplifier/) - I recently purchased a Vox Custom Classic AC15CC1 Guitar Amp so the Marshall Guitar Amp I've been using for the last several years has to go. Because I'm running POD XT Live effects, I no longer need the four channels as well as all the effects that the Marshall amplifier offers. So she's up for sale. If you are looking for a 150 watt Marshall Combo amp, this is your chance to get one at about two-thirds of what you'd pay for it brand new.
- [Our First Hot Air Balloon Ride](https://www.davidwallace.com/our-first-hot-air-balloon-ride/) - In celebration of our 18th wedding anniversary, Irma and myself decided to do something we had both desired to accomplish for some time - to ride in a hot air balloon. We did just that this last Monday where we reached heights of up to 4,300 feet and lows just above the rooftops of Anthem homes.
- [I'm a Grandpa For the Second Time!](https://www.davidwallace.com/im-a-grandpa-for-the-second-time/) - I'm about a week late getting this up but wanted to make the announcement that my youngest daughter, Leah gave birth to our second grandchild last Thursday at 12:58 in the morning. Her name is Jadyn Nicole and she weighed in at 8 lbs, 7 ounces and was 21 inches long at birth. She is completely healthy and gorgeous (just like her mamma).
- [HCG Diet - Calorie Counter](https://www.davidwallace.com/hcg-diet-calorie-counter/) - Here is a breakdown of the approximate calories of each food allowed during the HCG diet. As a refresher, HCG, short for Human Chorionic Gonadotrophin is a hormone found in pregnant women that when taken allows a person to survive on a low calorie diet (500 calories a day) and in which case they are able to lose on average about a pound or two a day, all while maintaining a healthy physique and not experiencing the usual hunger pains that accompany many diets.
- [U2 - A Diary: New Book Chronicalling the Life of U2](https://www.davidwallace.com/u2-a-diary-a-new-book-chronicalling-the-life-of-u2/) - The band U2 has always been one of my favorites. From Bono's superb singing voice to Edge's unique guitar playing style to the quality and substance of their music, they have always thrilled me with their music and performances. Now a new book has been authored by my very good friend, Matt McGee that details all of the relevant day-to-day events that have shaped U2 into the band it is today.
- [Is an Amusement Park Finally Coming To Arizona?](https://www.davidwallace.com/is-an-amusement-park-finally-coming-to-arizona/) - For years there have been rumors that a major amusement park would be built in Arizona. Recently it was speculated that Six Flags had bought land somewhere north of New River Arizona and was planning on building an amusement park. It was a rumor. There have also been rumors that an all-indoor park was being planned. Now there is news that a group is planning on building a park somewhere between Phoenix and Tucson.
- [Netflix Credits Customer Accounts 15% - Is It Enough?](https://www.davidwallace.com/netflix-credits-customer-accounts-15-is-it-enough/) - If you are not one of the 8 million subscribers that Netflix currently has, you may or may not have heard about the DVD rental giant's disaster last week when their shipping system all but died. It all started last Tuesday when Netflix reported a technical glitch that prevented them from sending out DVDs to subscribers.
- [20 All Time Most Memorable Movie Characters](https://www.davidwallace.com/20-most-memorable-movie-characters/) - I have seen a lot of great movies in my time. Interesting story lines, amazing cinematography, incredibly suspenseful, out of this world funny and the like. One thing I really enjoy besides these elements is intriguing characters that are acted out extremely well. With that, I give you my all-time top list of favorite movie characters.
- [Arizona Public Service (APS) - You Suck!](https://www.davidwallace.com/aps-you-suck/) - I am always afraid to open my electric bill in the summer. It is typical to have electric bills in the $500 range but this month's bill of shocked me a bit. I'm not going to disclose the exact amount but let's just say that in my seven years at my current residence, I have never seen a bill this high.
- [Bye Bye Kitty - We Will Miss You](https://www.davidwallace.com/bye-bye-kitty-we-will-miss-you/) - I knew the sad day would come and now it has. We have given up our "Kitty" whom we took in as a kitten and have had as our feline pet for some 8 years now.
- [Baby Andy Professional Portraits](https://www.davidwallace.com/baby-andy-professional-portraits/) - Seeing that our first grandson has hit the ripe age of 6 months old, we decided to finally get some professional portraits done. It was quite an interesting task, waiting for the two screaming and very unhappy babies that were before us, as well as getting Andy to smile at the photographer he did not know.
- [Carpet Cleaner Telemarketing On My Cell Phone](https://www.davidwallace.com/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/) - It has happened twice now. Some nameless carpet cleaning company calls my cell phone (a no no in the first place) to try to get me to schedule service with them. It is a computer that actually calls which then prompts me to select the number 1 to schedule appointment. I am then sent over to a "real" human being whom I assume schedules the service.
- [Difference Between Men and Women](https://www.davidwallace.com/difference-between-men-and-women/) - This is a humorous look at what our interior control panels might look like.
- [Baby Andy on Easter](https://www.davidwallace.com/baby-andy-on-easter/) - It's hard to believe that our new grandson, Andy is almost three months old. During the first eight weeks, it didn't seem like their was much change. Now, it is obvious he is getting bigger and smarter. He laughs regularly, tries to put together words (I could swear he says "ma ma" often), has pretty good control over his neck movements, and recognizes the people that are involved in his life.
- [Netflix - You Need To Increase Your Inventory!](https://www.davidwallace.com/netflix-you-need-to-increase-your-inventory/) - I love Netflix - the ease of ordering DVDs online and getting them in your mail box. However, I am a bit disappointed in Netflix today. I checked my queue which displays all the DVDs that I have slatted to arrive soon, and 10 out of the first 15 have "waits" on them. In other words, Netflix does not have enough inventory to supply me so I have to wait for other members to return DVDs.
- [Disneyland Updates: WDI Changing the Face of 'It's a Small Word'](https://www.davidwallace.com/disneyland-update-wdi-changing-the-face-of-its-a-small-word/) - Most everyone that has visited the "It's a Small World" attraction in Disneyland knows all to well that its theme song will stick with you for the rest of your day. Many would also agree that it is not as "thrilling" as Space Mountain, Indiana Jones or other thrill rides at the original theme park. However, it is nostalgic Walt Disney.
- [Caring For Newborn Babies For Dummies](https://www.davidwallace.com/caring-for-newborn-babies-for-dummies/) - Now that we have a newborn in the house (our first grandson), I'm finding myself having to brush up a bit on how to properly care for him. Even though we have raised three children, it has been what seems like a lifetime since they were infants.
- [The Difference Between Dogs & Cats](https://www.davidwallace.com/the-difference-between-dogs-cats/) - Here is a look at what a dog's diary might look like compared to what a cat's diary might look like - the difference between dogs and cats.
- [Horse Limousine?](https://www.davidwallace.com/horse-limousine/) - Okay, I've seen some pretty wild stretch limousines in my time -- everything from Hummers to PT Cruisers. But a horse stretch limo?
- [If You Are Under 30 Years Old - You're Spoiled!](https://www.davidwallace.com/if-you-are-under-30-years-old-youre-spoiled/) - For those of you who are over 30, do you recall the days of our youth when our parents used to tell us how hard they had it when they were our age? They'd say things like, "When I was young, I had to walk to school barefoot, in the snow and uphill - both ways." Heck, I used to tell my kids that very same thing, jokingly of course.
- [I'm a First Time Grandpa!](https://www.davidwallace.com/im-a-first-time-grandpa/) - It's a boy! Yesterday at about 2:12 pm, Irma and myself became first time grandparents as our daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy. His name is Andrew Joseph Ruguone, named after his father, uncle and great grandfather. He weighed in at 8 lbs., 5 ounces and is 21 inches long. Baby Andrew is perfectly healthy and gorgeous.
- [So Glad I Don't Work in Corporate World](https://www.davidwallace.com/so-glad-i-dont-work-in-corporate-world/) - The following is a humorous and somewhat exaggerated look at typical corporate policy. However with some corporate environments, this is not far off. Makes me happy that I work for a small company where I am the head honcho. Enjoy!
- [Cat Wigs?](https://www.davidwallace.com/cat-wigs/) - I've heard of pet clothes but wigs for cats? Sadly, it is true. You can buy this wig for $50 as well as three other colors from Kitty Wigs. I wonder how they stay on as my cat would strongly protest and have it off in seconds. ;)
- [Cyber Bullying On the Rise](https://www.davidwallace.com/cyber-bullying-on-the-rise/) - I ran across this story at WebProNews - it appears that there is a lot of cyber bullying going on these days. In other words, bullies pushing their weight around as usual, but doing so online. Now, bullies have always been around. I was bullied myself up to the first grade when I finally decided to stick up for myself. After that, I was bullied no more. The fact that bullies have moved to the online front is interesting to say the least.
- [My Top 10 All-Time Favorite Movies List](https://www.davidwallace.com/my-top-10-all-time-favorite-movies-list/) - It is difficult to pick just ten from all the great movies that have ever been made, but here is my current top ten list - My Top 10 All-Time Favorite Movies List.
- [My Pool Maintenance Guy Is Awesome](https://www.davidwallace.com/my-pool-maintenance-guy-is-awesome/) - After spending countless weekends brushing and sweeping my parent's pool as a young child, I vowed to never own a swimming pool myself. They are just too much work. That changed a few years ago when we put in a pool. What changed in my thinking? Unlike the pool of my youth, this one was self-cleaning and self chlorinating. In other words, it is virtually maintenance free... well almost.
- [Rules For Pets To Live By](https://www.davidwallace.com/rules-for-pets-to-live-by/) - For all of you who have either a cat or dog or both living inside your home, here are some rules for them to live by (yeah right). Make sure you post them in a very low place, such as the refrigerator door, about snout height. Here we go.
- [A Mother's 24 Hour Dialogue With Her Children - Condensed](https://www.davidwallace.com/mothers-24-hour-dialogue-with-her-children-condensed/) - What would happen if mothers could condense everything they say to their children during a 24 hour period into just 2 minutes and 55 seconds? And how about putting all they say to the music of the William Tell Overture?
- [Old Testament God Vs. New Testament God](https://www.davidwallace.com/old-testament-god-vs-new-testament-god/) - I came across an interesting question by a member of a forum I frequent related to the community I live in. They asked the question, "Why is God so different in both testaments? (Bible - Old and New)" They provided no other details as to what they were referring to, however I'd make a pretty good that guess that they were comparing the differences between God's grace and God's wrath.
- [Nebraska State Senator Sues God and God Answers Back](https://www.davidwallace.com/nebraska-state-senator-sues-god-and-god-answers/) - Sounds like a weird story - a man suing the Almighty. I hear it happens quite often. In this situation, Nebraska State Senator, Ernie Chambers, is suing God for making terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspiring fear and causing 'widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.'
- [Very Good Shiraz At A Decent Price - Jakes Fault](https://www.davidwallace.com/very-good-shiraz-at-a-decent-price-jakes-fault/) - We have been enjoying a really decent Shiraz called Jakes Fault which we get at the local Trader Joe's for about $5 a bottle. You would think that at $5 a bottle you'd sacrifice taste and experience but not so with this wine. It's the kind of Shiraz that goes great with the evening meal or all by itself. Everytime we go to Trader Joe's, we pick up like 6 bottles or so. In fact Irma is out getting some right now.
- [I'm Addicted to Tom Kha Gai Soup](https://www.davidwallace.com/im-addicted-to-tom-kha-gai-soup/) - If you have never enjoyed this wonderful Thai soup, you don't know what you are missing. Tom Kha Gai is a hot sweet soup made with coconut milk, lemon grass and chicken. The name literally translates to "boiled galangal chicken." The fried chillies add a smoky flavor as well as texture, color and heat, but not so much that it overwhelms the soup.
- [Allow Myself To Introduce Myself](https://www.davidwallace.com/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/) - I've owned the domain davidwallace.com since 1999 but have never done anything with it... until now that is. So often have I wanted to write on topics outside the scope of search marketing but have been limited in doing so as I did not want to take my company blog and use it for unrelated topic matters. Today I have launched a personal blog in which I can write on any subject I desire.
- [Trump Administration Accomplishments](https://www.davidwallace.com/trump-administration-accomplishments/) - President Trump and his administration clearly accomplishment more in 4 years than any other President in history. For those of you who think all President Trump did was fight with people on Twitter and play golf, you might be surprised at the massive list of accomplishments listed below.
- [Favorite Roller Coasters](https://www.davidwallace.com/roller-coaster-list/) - To date, I have had the privilege of riding 128 individual roller coasters. To accomplish this, have visited a total of 24 amusement parks thus so far in my life. From the steel mega coasters such as Millennium Force to an old classic such as the Giant Dipper at Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, I love roller coasters. Therefore I thought I’d list my favorites in each category.
- [Free (Conservative) Speech Under Attack in America](https://www.davidwallace.com/free-conservative-speech-under-attack-in-america/) - It's a sad day for free speech in America when Twitter kills the @realDonaldTrump account and then when he uses the @POTUS account to get a message out, they delete the tweets. Who do they think they are to attempt to silence the leader of the free world?
- [Honey, I Have a Surprise For You!](https://www.davidwallace.com/honey-i-have-a-surprise-for-you/) - Came across this interesting story recently. During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

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