Funny Stuff | David Wallace https://www.davidwallace.com Thoughts, Ramblings & Stuff! Fri, 10 Jul 2026 19:22:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Honey, I Have a Surprise For You! https://www.davidwallace.com/honey-i-have-a-surprise-for-you/ Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:39:00 +0000 https://www.davidwallace.com/?p=953 Came across this interesting story recently. During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

The post Honey, I Have a Surprise For You! first appeared on David Wallace.]]> Man Catches Group of Skinny-Dippers in His Pond https://www.davidwallace.com/man-catches-group-of-skinny-dippers-in-his-pond/ Mon, 31 Dec 2018 20:12:57 +0000 https://www.davidwallace.com/?p=891 An elderly man had owned a large farm in Florida for years. There was a large pond in the back that was perfectly shaped for swimming. The man had fixed the area around the pond up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and a combination of orange and lime tress...

The post Man Catches Group of Skinny-Dippers in His Pond first appeared on David Wallace.]]> My First Laptop https://www.davidwallace.com/my-first-laptop/ https://www.davidwallace.com/my-first-laptop/#comments Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:10:07 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/?p=415 I was transferring some old business files to new boxes yesterday when I can across a purchase receipt that was somewhat amusing while being somewhat stomach turning at the same time. It was the receipt for my first laptop, purchased in 1997 from a local company.

At a total price of $3,639.39, that's a whopping price to pay compared to today's pricing. Wait till you hear what almost four grand bought you back then.

The post My First Laptop first appeared on David Wallace.]]> https://www.davidwallace.com/my-first-laptop/feed/ 3 7 Ridiculous Homeowners Association (HOA) Rules https://www.davidwallace.com/7-ridiculous-homeowners-association-hoa-rules/ Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:53:11 +0000 https://www.davidwallace.com/?p=1227 The astonishingly restrictive ways of homeowners associations (HOAs) came under scrutiny this month when a Sussex Square, Virginia, HOA demanded that a 90-year-old World War II vet remove an unapproved flag pole from his front yard. After receiving support from members of Congress, and even the Obama administration, Medal of Honor recipient Van T. Barfoot, who once singlehandedly took on three Nazi tanks, triumphed in his quest to fly Old Glory. Other homeowners haven’t been as lucky in their battles against their own HOAs’ “fascist” rules.

The post 7 Ridiculous Homeowners Association (HOA) Rules first appeared on David Wallace.]]> Past Predictions That Were Way Off https://www.davidwallace.com/past-predictions-that-were-way-off/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:54:53 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/?p=64 A good friend of mine sent me a list of past predictions, some which are several years old and some that are quite off. I'll say nothing further but simply allow you to enjoy them as I did.

The post Past Predictions That Were Way Off first appeared on David Wallace.]]> Carpet Cleaner Telemarketing On My Cell Phone https://www.davidwallace.com/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/ https://www.davidwallace.com/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:38:22 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/06/12/carpet-cleaner-telemarketing-on-my-cell-phone/ It has happened twice now. Some nameless carpet cleaning company calls my cell phone (a no no in the first place) to try to get me to schedule service with them. It is a computer that actually calls which then prompts me to select the number 1 to schedule appointment. I am then sent over to a "real" human being whom I assume schedules the service.

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The post Difference Between Men and Women first appeared on David Wallace.]]> Carrying Your Dog’s Poop? https://www.davidwallace.com/carrying-your-dogs-poop/ Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:25:43 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/03/22/carrying-your-dogs-poop/ I was driving around today in my neighborhood and saw an older guy walking his dog, leash in one hand and bag of dog doodoo in the other. That is just so wrong. Not that the guy is being responsible and picking up after his dog but that the dog poops while walking in the first place.

The post Carrying Your Dog’s Poop? first appeared on David Wallace.]]> Caring For Newborn Babies For Dummies https://www.davidwallace.com/caring-for-newborn-babies-for-dummies/ https://www.davidwallace.com/caring-for-newborn-babies-for-dummies/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:55:42 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/02/05/caring-for-newborn-babies-for-dummies/ Now that we have a newborn in the house (our first grandson), I'm finding myself having to brush up a bit on how to properly care for him. Even though we have raised three children, it has been what seems like a lifetime since they were infants.

The post Caring For Newborn Babies For Dummies first appeared on David Wallace.]]> https://www.davidwallace.com/caring-for-newborn-babies-for-dummies/feed/ 14 The Difference Between Dogs & Cats https://www.davidwallace.com/the-difference-between-dogs-cats/ Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:13:51 +0000 http://www.davidwallace.com/2008/02/02/the-difference-between-dogs-cats/ Here is a look at what a dog's diary might look like compared to what a cat's diary might look like - the difference between dogs and cats.

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