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Funny Stuff

My First Laptop

March 27, 2011

I was transferring some old business files to new boxes yesterday when I can across a purchase receipt that was somewhat amusing while being somewhat stomach turning at the same time. It was the receipt for my first laptop, purchased in 1997 from a local company.

At a total price of $3,639.39, that’s a whopping price to pay compared to today’s pricing. Wait till you hear what almost four grand bought you back then.

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Past Predictions That Were Way Off

June 25, 2008

A good friend of mine sent me a list of predictions, some which are several years old, that are quite off. I’ll say nothing further about but simply allow you to enjoy them as I did. “Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, [...]

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Carpet Cleaner Telemarketing On My Cell Phone

June 12, 2008

It has happened twice now. Some nameless carpet cleaning company calls my cell phone (a no no in the first place) to try to get me to schedule service with them. It is a computer that actually calls which then prompts me to select the number 1 to schedule appointment. I am then sent over [...]

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Difference Between Men and Women

April 25, 2008

This is a humorous look at what our interior control panels might look like. What is this picture trying to say? That men are simple and women are quite complex? I would say so. Actually I think the man’s control panel should have three switches, labeled as follows – “Food,” “Sex” and “Ataboy.” Of course [...]

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Carrying Your Dog’s Poop?

March 22, 2008

What is wrong with this picture? (no that is no groceries in the bag)

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Caring For Newborn Babies For Dummies

February 5, 2008

Now that we have a newborn in the house (our first grandson), I’m finding myself having to brush up a bit on how to properly care for him. Even though we have raised three children, it has been what seems like a lifetime since they were infants. Caring for a child is a long journey, [...]

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The Difference Between Dogs & Cats

February 2, 2008

The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the [...]

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Horse Limousine?

February 2, 2008

Okay, I’ve seen some pretty wild stretch limousines in my time — everything from Hummers to PT Cruisers. But a horse stretch limo? If you like this, check out: Busted Tees: Funniest. T-shirts. Anywhere!

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The Coffee Lover’s Prayer

January 30, 2008

I love coffee. In fact, I often joke that I hook myself up to a coffee IV before I get out of bed each morning, which of course is not true. However, it is true that the first thing I do each morning is make a pot of java. In addition to my love for [...]

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If You Are Under 30 Years Old – You’re Spoiled!

January 22, 2008

For those of you who are over 30, do you recall the days of our youth when our parents used to tell us how hard they had it when they were our age? They’d say things like, “When I was young, I had to walk to school barefoot, in the snow and uphill – both [...]

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